A musical. Stay with me. Written by me, Jake Roche. About me, Jake Roche, and the previous versions of me. Autobiographical and confessional. You love that though, right? Let me make a song and dance and spill my guts for you. It's really nice to be back. Returning for two weeks only after a critically acclaimed run in 2024. Neporrhoids! is Jake's story from Universal Music to Universal Credit. 'Roche constantly confounds your expectations' ***** (TheRecs.co.uk). 'Incredibly funny and heartachingly personal' ***** (OperationLiveTheatre.com). 'A surprise hit of the Fringe' **** (WhatsOnStage.com).