I was told to write something to market my show Loophole, but to be honest, I don't think you're going to decide whether to buy a ticket or not based on this half-arsed collection of words. So, really, all I need to do is reach the required 60 words. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Loophole. Come to the show.