Tired of washing out your hummus pot? Sick of sorting through your plastic? Yep! Ella, a karaoke-loving procrastinator with a taste for Deliveroo, felt the same – until her water bottle washed up in Malaysia. Rather than confronting her demons, she takes on the problem of plastic instead. Haunted by her past which she can't seem to bin, she'll do anything other than look at her own life, until life becomes unavoidable.

Come spend an hour not feeling so bad about failing to fix the planet. A one-woman comedy about takeaways, trash, love and laziness.