The vampire's guide to hot girl decay. A comedy so raw, so sexy, so deranged it'll make you rethink your skincare routine.

A woman (sometimes funny) and her vampire (kills every night) join forces to face humanity's biggest horror... ageing.

It's a laugh-out-loud, youth-obsessed fever dream with a finale so cathartic you might just forgive your own laugh lines. Chaos, carnage and unhinged energy collide in a show that'll make you wonder if you should get bangs or start a cult... or both.

'The Midsommar of stand-up' HorrorObsessive