A stand-up turns up to stand-up... and does anything but stand-up. A joyously stupid clown-mime-original-songs-show that does not - and cannot - tick the correct boxes. From critically acclaimed Lecoq-trained clown Claire Parry.

'Mesmerising clowning' ***** (Daily Express). 'Seriously silly' ***** (Everything-Theatre.co.uk). 'Poignant satirist' ***** (MixUpTheatre.com). 'Hysterical' **** (VoiceMag.uk).'Masterful' **** (TheatreWeekly.com). 'Very funny' ****** (Claire Parry). 'Lithe and precise mime' (Scotsman).

Claire Parry is an alumni of Soho Theatre Labs, was nominated for the Artist Choice Award at Vault Festival and runner-up for the Funny Women Comedy Shorts Award with Pitchlash.