Paradise in Augustines
Little Squirt

Little Squirt
30 JUL - 24 AUG (NOT 6, 18 AUG) - 19:30
The uproarious multi award-winning one-man musical comedy about sperm donation returns to Edinburgh. Darby James clicks on an IVF Clinic Facebook advert and must navigate a sea of existential mayhem, while considering the absurdities of procreation and pondering pathways to queer parenthood. In the midst of this hilarious and heartfelt adventure through genetic questionnaires, medical screening and psychological evaluations, Darby finds himself as a seaman stranded in moral purgatory, faced with the unanswerable question: should we be having children?
The uproarious multi award-winning one-man musical comedy about sperm donation returns to Edinburgh. Darby James clicks on an IVF Clinic Facebook advert and must navigate a sea of existential mayhem, while considering the absurdities of procreation and pondering pathways to queer parenthood. In the midst of this hilarious and heartfelt adventure through genetic questionnaires, medical screening and psychological evaluations, Darby finds himself as a seaman stranded in moral purgatory, faced with the unanswerable question: should we be having children?
Event Information
- Price
- Tickets from £11.00
- Date
- 30 Jul-24 Aug 2025
- Time
- 19:30
- Event type
- Musicals and Opera
- Company name
- Gilded Balloon and Darby James
- Duration
- 60mins
- Age Rating
- Age guidance 14+
- Event Warnings
- Scenes of a sexual nature, Strong language/swearing
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