One Hundred And Thirty Thousand Squirrels In London (And I Want Them All To Love Me)

16th AUG to 18th AUG 19:30

One classically trained clown, a keyboard and an endlessly unfurling spool of string.

Singer-songwriter Zoë spirals her way through a cabaret of songs as catchy as they are surreal: 'Existential Thoughts of a Freelancer', 'Floating Naked in a Magnesium Salt Bath With Your Mum' and the overthinking junkies’ all time favourite 'All Aboard the Spiral Train’.

Expect sporadic flashes of experimental dance, wisdom and pigeons. Oh and the end notes of songs being held way too long.

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Event Information

Venue: Just The Tonic at the Caves, Just The Fancy Room
Price: Tickets from £8.00
Date: 16-18 Aug 2025
Time: 19:30
Event type
Company name: Zoe Clayton-Kelly
Duration: 60mins
Event Warnings: Contains distressing or potentially triggering themes, Buy a ticket in advance to guarantee entry, or Pay What You Want at the venue.