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Greenside locals were shaken last night after a UFO ploughed straight into the
infamous gay nightclub [redacted] on Greenside Place. Witnesses say they
thought it was part of a drag show gone horribly wrong until the smoke and
amyl cleared. A being emerged from the wreckage, described as kind of
messed up but in c***y way. Local drag queen Shirley Knot alleges it stole
her wig AND her vape, but this cannot be confirmed. An extraterrestrial
clown show that asks, can you teach this alien how to be human?
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