Or: what not to do when you discover one of the world's greatest pop duos in a village hall.

The extraordinary untold backstory of George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley by the man who discovered them when they were part of an unknown ska band.

And how 40 years later he did something remarkable with the recordings they made together.

Edinburgh award-winner Burdett returns with an astonishing story of the power of music in a tale that will make you laugh, cry and scratch your head at how coincidence shapes destiny.