About:
If I were born today, I'd play life strategically. No messy dreams. No
embarrassing phases. No "finding myself" in Bali. Just a clean, efficient
existence with minimal emotional turbulence.
So, I designed the perfect life: low-risk career, conflict-free relationships, hobbies that can't humiliate me. But as the plan gets safer, life gets... suspiciously bland.
A chaotic, high-energy hour about fear, control and accidentally optimising yourself into irrelevance.
Chortle Best Newcomer Nominee 2025, as seen on Off Menu.
'Wickedly delicious' ★★★★★ A Youngish Perspective
★★★★ List
★★★★ BroadwayWorld
READ MORESo, I designed the perfect life: low-risk career, conflict-free relationships, hobbies that can't humiliate me. But as the plan gets safer, life gets... suspiciously bland.
A chaotic, high-energy hour about fear, control and accidentally optimising yourself into irrelevance.
Chortle Best Newcomer Nominee 2025, as seen on Off Menu.
'Wickedly delicious' ★★★★★ A Youngish Perspective
★★★★ List
★★★★ BroadwayWorld