Sir Love E Dove is a grand actor of legendary status. Unfortunately, he's completely out of touch with modern society. His fragile ego has forced him on a UK book tour to promote his autobiographical trilogy, which has received a trickle of interest from the public who, unknown to Sir Love, buy it for its accidental and outrageous hilarity. Critics call the Trilogy 'theatrical navel-gazing of the worst order!' – but please don't tell Sir Love E. Dove! 'Theatre, what a Life! Life, What a Theatre!'